Take a cold shower.
Dude, that’s totally not the same as swimming. I want to be outside for a bit, its ridiculously cold inside.
Staff keeps kicking me out of the pool, its hot as fuck outside, let me swim.
Oh god, don’t do that! Put your little tongue back in your stupid mouth!
True. Like you want to kiss me, and also punch me in the face, and then light yourself on fire. I wouldn’t advise that, though because if you light yourself on fire, I don’t think you’ll rise from the ashes, and I don’t really want to have to wait another twenty years to find you again.
I- um.. Are you drunk?
Suppose that’s a better option. I’ve got some left over, actually, if you want to take it off my hands.
Thanks man, do you wanna smoke with me? I could use the company.
What are you looking at me like that for?
Like what? This is how I always look at you..