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My names Phoenix Lipman, I am an alcoholic, and a sex addict, I don't see the problem here. I guess i'd rather be here apposed to home.
I would kiss you right now, but I'm in love with my boyfriend.
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theotherklassenboy:

Take a cold shower.

Dude, that’s totally not the same as swimming. I want to be outside for a bit, its ridiculously cold inside. 

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Staff keeps kicking me out of the pool, its hot as fuck outside, let me swim.

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  • Artist: Silversun Pickups
  • Album: Carnavas
  • Track: Lazy Eye

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takeachanceparker:

Oh god, don’t do that! Put your little tongue back in your stupid mouth!

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takeachanceparker:

True. Like you want to kiss me, and also punch me in the face, and then light yourself on fire. I wouldn’t advise that, though because if you light yourself on fire, I don’t think you’ll rise from the ashes, and I don’t really want to have to wait another twenty years to find you again.

I- um.. Are you drunk?

sirlewisknightly:

Suppose that’s a better option. I’ve got some left over, actually, if you want to take it off my hands.

Thanks man, do you wanna smoke with me? I could use the company.

takeachanceparker:

What are you looking at me like that for?

Like what? This is how I always look at you..

takeachanceparker:

I just want to do heroine.

Feel like maybe we better not.

I-I.. Yeah. yeah.